Friday, September 09, 2005

I took this from Christine at 100 Reasons Why
I Hate My Husband.

56 Questions that have no meaning or
relevance to anything but they are fun.

UNIQUE
1. Nervous habits - I constantly mess with my
necklace.
2. Are you double jointed - No.
3. Can you roll your tongue - Yes.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time - Yes
5. Can you blow spit bubbles - Yes, me and my
kids do this together.
6. Can you cross your eyes - Not only can I cross
them, I can cross one or make one
go around in circles.
7. Tattoos - No, but I would like to.
8. Piercing - Just my ears, double pierced, but one
grew in so I only have three holes..... in
my ears
.9. Do you make your bed daily - Hell no. Why would
I. I just keep messing it up!

CLOTHES
10. Which shoe goes on first - Some people do it the
same way everytime?
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one
at anyone? - I don't think so, but I have
thrown a hairbrush, a remote control,
several toys, etc., etc,
12. On the average, how much money do you
carry? - If I have money, it's usually
just a few bucks, which my husband
eventually steals.
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7 - Just my
necklace.
14. Favorite piece of clothing - My capris.

FOOD
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it - I twirl
of course.
16. Have you ever eaten Spam - Unfortunately,
when I was a kid.
17. Do you use extra salt on your food - Yes, I'm
a bad girl.
18. How many cereals in your cabinet - One box of
cereal, 5 boxes of Pop-Tarts
.19. What's your favorite beverage - Sweet iced tea.
20. What's your favorite fast food
restaurant - Chick-Fil-A
21. Do you cook - All the time, fortunately my
husband will eat anything.

GROOMING
22. How often do you brush your teeth - Twice a day
23. Hair drying method - Blow dryer, straightening
brush.
24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your
hair - Yes, I just started doing it in
the last couple years. Gotta hide the
gray.

MANNERS
25. Do you swear - Hell no!
26. Do you ever spit - If I'm eating sunflower seeds.

FAVORITE
27. Animal - I don't know. It's not a skunk,
those nasty shits don't know better than
to not go in the road. I ran over one not
too long ago. Try that and see how long
it takes to get rid of the smell.
28. Food - Mexican
29. Month - April or October, when its not too hot
or cold.
30. Day - Saturday.
31. Cartoon - Spongebob Squarepants.
32. Shoe brand - Don't care what brand. If they are
cute I gotta have 'em.
33. Subject in school - Biology
34. Color - Red
35. Sport - Softball
36. TV shows - The Shield, The Sopranos
37. Thing to do in the spring - Enjoy the cooler weather
while it last. Watch lots of softball.
38. Thing to do in the summer - My birthday and
anniversary.
39. Thing to do in the autumn - See # 37
40. Thing to do in the winter - Light fires in
the fireplace.
41. In the CD player - The Used, 30 Seconds To Mars.
42. Person you talk most on the phone
with - My sister
43. Reading - Harry Potter, Stephen King, Lord of
the Rings
44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store
windows/mirrors - Yeah, gotta make
sure my hair isn't doing something
weird or I don't have a booger or
something.
45. What color is your bedroom - White as the ass
on my sister.
46. Do you use an alarm clock - Unfortunately.
47. Window seat or aisle - Window
48. What's your sleeping position - My side with my
body pillow, which my husband calls my
pussy pillow. He's just jealous.
49. Even in hot weather do you use a
blanket - I don't have hot weather in my
house. It's called an A/C. Look into it.
50. Do you snore - What? Me? Never!
51. Do you sleepwalk - Not unless I walk around and
get right back into bed.
52. Do you talk in your sleep - Not that I know of. My
husband told me about Human Pretzel
Boy in his sleep one time.
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals - No!
54. How about with the light on - My room is like a
black hole, no light survives.
55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on - No.
I can't sleep with any kind of noise. I'm
a mom, the smallest thing wakes me up.
56. Last interesting person you met - One of my
daughter's friends. Funny as hell! What...
I'm a SAHM for pete's sake.

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