I don't feel like a mom...

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Marky Jane


Marky Jane is the name a 2 yr old Babygirl
gave my husband. She started calling him this
after hearing me constantly call him by his first
and middle name, which is actually Mark Eugene.
Well is stuck and now everybody in both of our
families call him this, even in public.

Anyway, me and Marky Jane have been married
for 11 years which I'm sure have been easier on
me than on him.

I adore him because:
1. He makes me laugh
2. He's level headed & doesn't like to argue
3. He's a good provider
4. He's a great father
5. He puts the toilet seat down

He annoy's me because:
1. His hearing fades when I speak
2. He's level headed & doesn't like to argue
3. He doesn't know how to close cabinets/doors
4. He farts..alot
5. He doesn't know the difference between baby
carrots and baby carrots

Let me explain #5. My son was having a school
party and so I sent Marky to the store with a
list of things to get. One of the things on the list
was baby carrots. Now ask yourself what I meant
by that. He comes home with a jar of baby food.
Baby carrots.

Posted by Michelle :: 9:26 PM :: 7 People have brought me drinks

Bring me a Drink

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