Thursday, October 12, 2006

Errrg.

~I'm sorry you don't like what we are going to wear. Nobody else has a problem with it, get over it already.

~You're part of a billion dollar company, give us a break for crying out loud. Why do we have to pay for your fucking screw up.

~This house isn't going to clean itself you know!!

~Stop acting like you're in high school! The best way to make your marriage work is to stop fucking around w/ the coach of your daughter's t-ball team! But I'm sure that marriage counseling you're getting is gonna do you some good, even if you are getting some on the side. Riiiight.

~Oh! And you put the dick back in your pants!

~Will everybody please stay on their meds, just so the rest of us don't have to worry about sending our kids to school. Thanks.

~Just so you know, I really don't care. I'm just a very good actress.

Whew. That feels a little better.
Posted by Michelle :: 8:18 PM :: 4 People have brought me drinks

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